5 Signs He is Just Not That Into You

1. He only calls you after midnight, and by "calls" I mean texts.
2. He has a habit of forgetting simple things, like your name.
3. When a fast food cashier asks "you two together?" when paying, he answers,” It’s not serious"
4. When he unexpectedly sees you in public, he looks away while making a finger moustache.
5. He keeps hinting about a threesome with you and your hot friend, or just your friend.