"Taking it one date at a time"

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

5 Signs He is Just Not That Into You

1. He only calls you after midnight, and by "calls" I mean texts.
2. He has a habit of forgetting simple things, like your name.
3. When a fast food cashier asks "you two together?" when paying, he answers,” It’s not serious"
4. When he unexpectedly sees you in public, he looks away while making a finger moustache.
5. He keeps hinting about a threesome with you and your hot friend, or just your friend.

Dating in the Dark. Would You ?

Dating in dark venues is the latest way to meet your potential match. Experts say the benefit is that when you don't obsess about looks, you can focus on personality and ultimately find a better match. I personally believe that you need to be attracted to the whole package including looks. What do you think?

Sunday, April 25, 2010

WTF ?!

So, Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING, yet the idea of same-sex marriage is what is going to destroy the institution of marriage? REALLY?"

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

5 Signs That He Is Not Over His Ex...

1. He's in a big hurry to get serious with you.
2. He's friends with her but never ever has the two of you in the same room.
3. He compares you to her, often.
4. He's on speaking terms with all of his exes.. except for her.
5. He puts down her new boyfriend.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

A Girl Has To Do...

A girl has to do what a girl has to do. Uhho, you know anytime I say that it must mean trouble !

Well I'm still really upset about Cowboy. Did I mention he is a shithead ?! Well I went out with the girls last night and had a little too much fun. I ran into my ex and well....one thing led to another. I thought I would give him a little hands on "action", pulling out some of my best moves. I didn't have any lube so I pulled out the closest bottle of lotion I could find and away I went.I was a woman on a mission. He definately helped me forget about "shithead" for awhile. Yeah Baby !


This morning when I woke up, I noticed that my hand was competely bright orange, like I had been soaking in Doritos all night. I didn't know why until I looked over and saw the lotion on my night stand.

It was my self tanner. Uhho. Shit. Sure enough when he rolled over, he was sporting a faux tan of his own down there! Oh well he was already an ex right ?!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Are You Sorry Now ?!

Ok, so this whole thing with Cowboy. I with my female intuition (which is never wrong)suspected he was cheating on me with his ex, and when I confronted him about it he came clean. Shit head. He admitted that he had been spending a lot of time with her, but he said they had only slept together once and it was not a big deal. But I thought it was a huge freakin deal and he certainly did not deserve my sympathy. Shit head. I broke things of but not before getting back at him. Juvenile I know, but a girl has to do what a girl has to do.

I knew one of his computer passwords, so I used it to log into a shopping site I knew he used. I ordered him a ton of books about erectile dysfunction and pathological liars and charged them to the card on file. I’m sure he was less than thrilled about the shipment that arrived at his office. Shit head.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

What Was Your Worst Heartbreak Story?


Well I'm back. It has been awhile!So It didn't workout with Cowboy, I will fill you in soon....but needless to say I have a broken heart.What Was Your Worst Heartbreak [true] Story?