"Taking it one date at a time"

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Ginsing - What happens on Karaoke Nite after mixing fun with Gin.

I had an amazing night out with the girlz last night! I will keep you posted once I recover.....;)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Still Single?......

After such an amazing weekend and of course sharing all (most) of the details with you and my girlz, I have been advised that I should keep on dating other people and not assume that we are an item just because we had such a great time. It was just the 2nd date after all....what do you think? Do you find it hard to juggle dates?

2nd Date Marathon...

After weeks of emailing and speaking on the phone, I finally had my second date with Cowboy. When I arrived late to our date (I had NO IDEA where I was going) there he was sitting on a bench looking nervous. We had agreed to take each other on in a game of pool and the place that we had met had not one table available. We ended up at a dive bar with some crazy people and crazy music. He apologized over and over, but it was the only place that he could think of in the vicinity - he had traveled an hour just to meet me. He was such a gentleman, he was hilarious, entertaining, and he was hot! He stuck up for me when some jerk was making inappropriate comments to me. Who doesn’t love a man who can protect you? Hours flew by in a minute and the next thing we knew we were starving!

We traveled all over Vancouver that night, eating, talking, playing pool, and learning about one another. Around 2 am we found ourselves in his end of town. He offered to let me follow him all of the way home, which would have been two more hours on the road for him. I didn’t think that was necessary, so I asked him if he would mind if I stayed the night on his couch. He agreed to let me stay and being the gentleman that he is, gave me his bed while he slept on the couch.
We spent the rest of the weekend together. We drove to Stanley Park, we climbed Grouse mountain, hiked, ate, laughed, went back to his place and cooked together and we watched movies.

It was all very magical and I finally had to go back to reality, because he had to get to work on Monday. It was such a great weekend but I'm not sure when we will see eachother again......He has to head out of town for work again......

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Dating Twitt

You can now follow me on Twitter http://twitter.com/divadater see ya there......

Top 10 Funniest Profile Headers

I was just browsing one of the dating sites I'm a member of ( yes I still like Cowboy, but Iam single after all )and found some funny profile taglines.....

1) Feel free to interact with me. All my shots are current!
2) You must be over 5’10” to read this profile.
3) I bathe every day!
4) Shopping for Girls – And They Said There Was No Such Store!
5) Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?
6) I'm like poop. The older I get the easier I am to pick up!
7) Willing to lie about how we met!
8)Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!
9)Very sexy... with the right backlighting.
10)Willing to share the remote!


One...Two...Peek-a-Boo !

I just had to share this with you all....

It was such a beautiful day when I woke up this morning (my day off) the sun was shining, birds singing and I decided it would be a great day to head out , hit Starbucks and go pick out a fabulous new outfit for my date with Cowboy this weekend. Well I threw on a cute pair of shorts and this new top I had picked up a few weeks ago and headed out for the day. I had to pick up some cash and I hate standing in line at the bank, so I decided to stop at the atm at the mall. As I walked up to the atm a few people walked past me and smiled, so I said hello and smiled back. I noticed a group of men standing about 10 ft away and smiled. As I entered my numbers into the atm, I glanced up to see that they were all still standing there staring and smiling at me. I thought "wow, I sure picked the right outfit for today" and gave them my signature smile/eyebrow arch combo, and a little wave. As I brought my hand back down I caught a glimpse of my shirt, which was wide open and only the bottom button was done up! I bet you all would guess that they saw my bra but you would be wrong. I decided it was too hot for a bra today! I had been walking around totally exposing myself, smiling and saying hello to everyone that had walked past me! I quickly buttoned up my shirt, grabbed my cash and ran out of there. Needless to say I went to a different mall !

Monday, July 13, 2009

What Was I Thinking ?

I was kind of bored last weekend ( thinking about Cowboy )and I met this guy, we'll call him Bart, in a theater chat room. I was feeling impulsive, so I agreed to meet him at a local second-run movie theater for a date, even though I knew very little about him. I figured since he likes theater, he must have something going on upstairs, right? No nelly, I couldn't have been more wrong! First, he showed up a half-hour late. This was not a good start. Then, during the course of the movie, I swear I saw him twitch. Not just shift in his seat, but some sort of spasmodic jerk. It was odd, but he didn't go into convulsions or anything, so I figured he was OK. Then about ten minutes later, it happened again. Now, I don't want to seem cruel, because it's possible he had some sort of nerve problem, but I became strangely fascinated. Instead of watching the god-awful movie, I started watching him out of the corner of my eye. That's when I saw him PICK HIS NOSE. EWWWWW! I was torn between ditching him right then or hanging on 'til the bitter end so I would have a better story. I decided to stay, and was rewarded for my perseverance by being presented with a half eaten Twix chocolate bar on our way out of the theater! Bart had seen it sitting abandoned on a seat and scooped it up. I give him some credit for being a gentleman - he did at least offer it to me first. When I declined, he shrugged and put it in his pocket. In the parking lot he invited me to a "really nice restaurant" he knew of down the street. I knew the area pretty well, and couldn't think of anything I would describe as a "nice restaurant." Of course I said no. At this point, he became angry; accused me of thinking I was better than him, etc. (which was pretty accurate, I admit). I just got in my car and left. What was I thinking ? Oh well I will see Cowboy in a few days.........

My Wet Nightmare

Having chatted to him on the internet for a few weeks, I arranged to meet Cowboy for the first time at a local pub . It was packed with people so we took our drinks outside and sat on the steps of a nearby monument. We were both a little shy at first, but after 45 minutes we were getting on well so decided to move on and find somewhere else to continue our date. As I went to stand up, I reached for the sweater I had tied around my waist and discovered to my surprise that it was soaking wet. I wondered if perhaps I had spilt my drink on it. I decided to keep schtum as we started walking, meanwhile discreetly checking out what I took to be orange juice on my fingers.... but hang on a minute... OHMYGOD. Totally 100% piss. Vagrancy and incontinence often go hand in hand (?) and it would seem 'somebody' had relieved themselves nearby during our conversation... need I say more?I considered trying to pull off a cover-up somehow. But just exactly somehow was becoming ever more unfeasible. It wasn't just the sweater, my pants were soaked too and the very thought of of it all made me nauseous with disgust. He too would be smelling me soon if i didn't think of something fast. I considered my options.

a) making a sudden and inexplicable getaway... "sorry, I just have to leave."?

b) flustered but still seemingly unsullied, rushing for the nearest toilet facilities for an emergency clean up?

c) telling him the truth?

Choosing a) still meant that I would have to stand on public transport for up to an hour soaked in hobo/tramp's piss. Choosing b) I sensed would still be inadequate by all standards of hygienic acceptability, and choosing c) was a risk but who knew how he might rise to the challenge?So I told him. Fortunately he laughed, somewhat hysterically, and since nausea was threatening to overwhelm me I swiftly presented him with the only possible plan - to send him into a nearby store to buy me new pants and underwear (furnished of course with my measurements), which, bless him, he agreed to do. I peered from what I hoped was a safe distance from the nostrils of other shoppers as he held up various styles and shades of pant, and when he'd finished we ducked into a nearby bar where I sealed off the whole toilet area, tore off every last shred, hosed myself down, threw out all the garments that had been in contact and emerged, finally, calm and poised, ready to continue my date at last. There he was waiting for me with a bottle of white wine and a platter of cheeses and a big grin. Needless to say, I will see him again in 2 weeks......

Friday, July 3, 2009

No Surprises....

Ok so I'm getting ready for my date tonight. I met this one online about a month ago code name "Cowboy".. I hope this date is better than the last ! I'm really hoping that there won't be any surprises. As long as he doesn't ask me to "save a horse"....

Taking it one date at a time....

I was introduced to a guy through a mutual male friend that I worked with. Magically, this guy acquired my phone number and called me numerous times to ask me out. He seemed perfectly harmless, and was very good looking. Besides, would my friend give my # to a weirdo? The answer is yes! He came to my house 30 minutes late and suggested we take my car because his was full of trash. I had to follow him to his house. Then, he took me to a high school football game where he got in line in front of me and paid for ONE ticket. (keep in mind we were both well into our 20‘s and neither of us even attended this school) After the game, he insisted we eat at Burger King (class–eee) even after I told him I don‘t eat meat, where you guessed it........he got in line first and purchased his own meal. He filled the evening with uncomfortable information about his family problems. I was mortified! On our way home, we stopped at a red light and he said, "Oh, I almost forgot. I have a surprise for you. You‘re going to love it." I look over, and this guy has his dick out! There it is, at full attention! And trust me, it was nothing to be proud of!!! It didn‘t even compare with the game or Burger King. hahaha. Needless to say, I will never see him again.....and don‘t know how he got home last night after I kicked his ass out of my car at the light. Thanks again James for fixing us up.