"Taking it one date at a time"

Sunday, April 18, 2010

A Girl Has To Do...

A girl has to do what a girl has to do. Uhho, you know anytime I say that it must mean trouble !

Well I'm still really upset about Cowboy. Did I mention he is a shithead ?! Well I went out with the girls last night and had a little too much fun. I ran into my ex and well....one thing led to another. I thought I would give him a little hands on "action", pulling out some of my best moves. I didn't have any lube so I pulled out the closest bottle of lotion I could find and away I went.I was a woman on a mission. He definately helped me forget about "shithead" for awhile. Yeah Baby !


This morning when I woke up, I noticed that my hand was competely bright orange, like I had been soaking in Doritos all night. I didn't know why until I looked over and saw the lotion on my night stand.

It was my self tanner. Uhho. Shit. Sure enough when he rolled over, he was sporting a faux tan of his own down there! Oh well he was already an ex right ?!


The Girl said...

Hahaha, I love it!!